Sunday, December 2, 2012

Tropicana Speech


There are millions of bad feelings and objects in the world, like evil wizards and fire breathing dragons. And not liking being short is one of them. Speed gets you out of trouble and leaves terrifying monsters behind. And when there's a chaotic lady with a pan, stealth will lend you the key to escape. Meny people will underestimate the skill of the short. Use this to your advantage. Therefore, being small can be useful.
          To begin with, the speed of short people can bewilder enemies. Speed may not help you slay the mighty sea beast, but it will alow you to escape from any horrifying foe. While stranded on an island with a man-eating boar, speed would hand you the necissary survival skills. On field day the sprints are bing. Bang. Boom. In any event speed is awesome.
Also in the package deal of being short is stealth. I know none of us like to hear other people talk on boring subjects, but stealth allows you to listen to other subjects that aren’t meant for the public. Think of the headlines “ 11 Year Old Boy Uncovers Most Wanted Spy!” Before you break into the super spy’s lair you have to get through the guards. Now don’t fret. Sneak through the shadows and the sentries will be a breeze. 
Do you get chased by a bully or angry turtle? Stealth combined with  a sprinkle of knowledge and you can turn  a corner or jump through  a window. Poof! There goes the turtle. As can be seen (or not seen), stealth certainly is an admirable trait of short people.
And third, first apperances are everything. It could make you a target or a small object on the side. Never judge an opponent . The largest dragon could lack the confindence to eat you, while a mouse could kill you with a bite. It also helps in sports; stealing the ball from an unexpecting opponent in soccer and stealing the bases in baseball. If teachers or powerful wizard assume you’re a mi? or nuisance, they might aim more focus on another person while you work your mischief. Thus the battle can be won at first glance.

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